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Dracula's Housewife


Anonymous Asked:
Why do you barely use this anymore or answer anything? I miss you on here!

My answer:

Sorry I have exams at university. After next week I will be back on here more regularly :)



Guess which is my glass ;)

Guess which is my glass ;)


Snuck out of work early and now I’m getting wet at the bus stop. Instant karma

Snuck out of work early and now I’m getting wet at the bus stop. Instant karma


Yay they spelt my name right :)

Yay they spelt my name right :)


Not getting up today. My nose looks like a massive comedy nose :(

Not getting up today. My nose looks like a massive comedy nose :(


Waiting to go fail another exam

Waiting to go fail another exam


Afternoon excavation ;)

Afternoon excavation ;)


thisfeliciaday:

You are officially spoiled if you read below, NO COMPLAINTS!

Up front I will say I enjoyed this latest Star Trek movie a lot. It was super noisy, but enjoyable, beautifully executed, and I particularly like some of the secondary characters, Spock was excellent, etc etc. I just want to share an…


Anonymous Asked:
My friend once pooped himself while we walked home. I never thought to help him. I just watched him as he suffered. As his face turned from fear to relief to concern. I heard him squish the way home. He took his tank top off to help clean up but it didn't help. He did the ultimate walk of shame. His mom asked him what happened. We just looked at each other and said that bullies made him pull his pants down and they shit in his pants. Anything would be better than the truth. The End.

My answer:

A friend of my sisters once pooped e herself during sex, she does have ibs



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i am Dracula's Housewife :p

.Tiffany . 21 . England . Professional Awkward Turtle .

☦ instagram: ProstitutePanda

☽. My Face 0.0.
☽. Random Pictures I take/post.
☽. Music/Bands I ♡.

.☽.|||. Outfit Of The Day Posts... Or anything clothing related.|||.☽.

☾ Living in her own little bubble.
☾ Prostitute Panda :O.
☾ *wants* to be Huntress.
☾ CARB QUEEN.
☾ Never planning.
☾ Rococo lover.
☾ Forever in a grey existence.
☾ Talks to strangers
☾ Norse Mythology.
☾ Psychology Student.
☾ Undercover nerd >.>.
☾ Rather immature.
☾ Metal. Folk/Black/Thrash/Death/Symphonic
☾ Fashion.
☾ Fantasy Books.
☾ Foreign Films.


i love cats the most :O i have 2 imaginary norwegian forest cats called Hades and Persephone. hah :p



**DISCLAIMER: I NEVER INTENTIONALLY MEAN TO BE MEAN I JUST DON'T THINK BEFORE I SPEAK**



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